When God Created Humans, Devils Took Notes | HFY Story

When God Created Humans, Devils Took Notes | HFY Story

Experience a hilarious cosmic adventure where bureaucracy meets chaos in this captivating science fiction story. When a meticulous alien bureaucrat discovers that humans have somehow evolved without filing any paperwork, the entire galactic administration faces its greatest crisis yet.

Follow Tax'ton-7, a by-the-book Universal Species Registry clerk, as he assembles the most questionably qualified assessment team in galactic history to investigate humanity's unauthorized evolution. The team includes Ve'lara, an enthusiastic xenobiologist who's never met an actual alien, Krunk, a warrior-poet who failed at both professions, and Bob, a shapeshifting blob who makes excellent coffee.

Their mission to document and regulate humanity goes hilariously wrong when they accidentally land at a mini-golf course in suburban Ohio. There, they meet Dave, a remarkably unfazed assistant manager who introduces them to the chaos that is human innovation and problem-solving. Watch as humanity's complete disregard for proper procedures threatens to unravel the fabric of galactic bureaucracy itself.

This story explores themes of human ingenuity, the absurdity of bureaucratic systems, and the beautiful chaos that ensues when the two collide. With memorable characters, witty dialogue, and a perfect blend of science fiction and comedy, this tale celebrates humanity's unique approach to progress and problem-solving.

Discover how humans turned their complete ignorance of galactic regulations into their greatest strength, leading to the creation of a new species classification: "Chaotic But Somehow It Works." Learn why Earth becomes the galaxy's premier consulting planet for creative solutions, and how mini-golf becomes the unlikely venue for interstellar diplomacy.

Featuring:

Alien bureaucrats having existential crises
Humanity's unique approach to technological advancement
The tactical use of nachos in diplomatic relations
The unexpected importance of mini-golf in galactic politics
The galaxy's first encounter with human lawyers
Coffee's role in interstellar relations
The art of administrative parkour

Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," Terry Pratchett's works, and anyone who's ever faced the absurdity of bureaucratic systems. This story combines classic science fiction elements with contemporary humor and social commentary, creating an entertaining narrative that will keep you engaged from start to finish.

Whether you're a science fiction enthusiast, a comedy lover, or someone who's ever struggled with paperwork, this story offers something for everyone. Join us for a journey through space, time, and the surprisingly complex world of galactic administration.

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